We're sponsoring Planet Granite Belmont's Battle for Bolts
on Oct. 17th. PG asked all the sponsors to contribute advice for the competitors, and we found ourselves falling into rhyme:
I just met a climber tonight Who told me, "Here's how to climb right your shoes will feel sweet when they're fit to your feet, and they're laced up So F*#king Tight."
a more amorous one:
I once met a climber from Boulder Who had some freaking jacked shoulders I belayed her up and down helped her climb around, but all I really wanted was to hold her.
some real advice:
Did you hear about the climber from Colorado? Who has such a strange motto: 'Climb safe, climb hard... rub your flappers with lard, and finish all your meals with an avocado.'
for facing strange competition:
I once faced a climber from 'frisco Who was powered by purely Nabisco While not sure to believe him, To make sure I beat him, I lathered all the holds with Crisco!
Which one would best prepare you for a 24-hour climbing competition?